Five Reasons Mother's Need Hips

Here are five reason's why mother's need hips (in this case, less is not more):

1. To hold babies on
2. To bring laundry baskets up the stairs
3. To juggle several bags of groceries on at one time while getting out the car keys (this is vital if you don't want to have to return a shopping cart all the way across the parking lot, because you know that if you leave your cart next to your car you will see your Pastor, his wife and his children in the parking lot waving to you as you drive away.................)
4. To push in the kitchen chairs (that the kids leave 2 feet away from the table) as you walk by with dinner dishes in your hands.
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5. To express attitude. One hand on one hip means, "Let's talk child." Two hands on two hips means, "Honey, you are in trou-ble ..............