Whatever you do, don't talk to the x-ray technician who is performing your mammogram. This is how it may go.
technician: "Lean forward, stand up straight, lift your head. . . good."
me: "Ouch........"
technician: "Oh sorry, just a minute."
me: (trying to make small talk to distract myself from the pain) "Nice necklace."
technician: "Oh thanks. My friend, she lives in Chicago, had a jewelery party and I didn't really want to go. But, you know, you have to go and you have to buy something. And the funny thing is I didn't even like this necklace, but it wasn't too expensive so I bought it. And now, whenever I wear it I get so many compliments. Isn't that funny?"
me: "My breast is blue."
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About Me
- Life Adapted
- *updated~ It's now 2021, my kids have their own life, but they still give me plenty of fodder. My daughter got tired of me venting to her, so she set me up with a blog. Well, the joke is on her because I make her proof-read my blogs. . . sometimes twice to be sure. I am happily married to a great guy, for 26 years (*36 years and counting!!). He married me in 1984, then in 1989 and 2007 (*and 2014 in Italy) we renewed our vows. Our children and our faith are our life. Preparing our kids to go out in the world as strong Christian soldiers is priority now. Our time will come later (*it's here!!). We love the Lord and love serving Him. As a friend of mine said, I don't apologize for being human, but strive for the eternal. I hope my blogs will make you laugh and think about life in a new perspective.
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10 comments:
I know I shouldn't be laughing, but...
Thanks for the words of wisdom :)
My daughters have scolded my for this posting. . . but I'm glad to make you laugh:)
you are really scarring me. I'm not looking forward to those days.
:) so sorry...I'll remember to not get anyone conversing.
Alicia, thanks for stopping by. Don't be too scared, just be quiet ;)
LOL I am cracking up (all while feeling sorry for your overly smashed breast!) Thank you for your kind words. Will you miss having the children home? I feel a little empty nest just hearing about yours going off into the world. What will you do now? Have a great nite/day!
:)De
:)De, I will totally miss the kids! These have been the best years of my life and a time I will cherish and treasure forever. What will I do? It's funny because I have this feeling that God has some kind of plan brewing that He has not let me in on yet. I feel like I should not make any decisions right now. I do know I will clean my house like it's never been clean before and just wait till I get to my husband's office. . .
I will live vicariously through the blogs of other homeschooling Moms ;) Be blessed!!
I am glad I stopped by. I always like to keep abreast of what is going on in blog land.
By the way, next year call me. I would be glad to sit with you during your exam and we could talk - that way the technician would not be distracted.
Papa, I knew I oculd count on you...........
Heh Heh!
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