Ya'll Should Skip This

Since no one was having any fun, I decided to assign my homeschoolers to write Limericks. You know, for laughs. Here's what we came up with.

There once was a dog from the Seeing Eye
He was oh so clever and oh so sly
We took him to church
There he did burp
And he blamed it on an innocent guy.

We had a nice family meeting
The kids, they took a beating
It was not much fun
but we got a lot done
The time with our kids is fleeting

There once was a boy named Peter
And someone called him a cheater
He punched him out
And made him shout
"Peter is not really a cheater."

That's the wrong representation
And it's causing me frustration
That's not what I meant
Words, insufficient
To convey my implication

Told you to skip this one. . .