Listen Up Ladies

Not that I speak from experience, just a random thought that went a little wild . . .

Here is the same advice given to you in different voices:

Confucian style:
Wife who drives husband crazy must live with insane man.

Joyce Meyer style:
Listen up ladies! Come on now! If you don't want to live in a nut house, then don't drive your husbands crazy!! Can I get an Amen.

Erma Bombeck style:
Stop the insanity! Leave your husband alone.

Martha Stewart style:
Please don't drive your husband crazy because then you'll have to add a room to your home to keep him. First, you'll need some 2 x 4's and sheet rock. Just frame out the room like I did here. Don't worry about painting or papering the walls because you'll be tacking up mattresses. If you go to K-Mart you can pick up my collection of "Soothing Sheets". You need some strong glue. I just happen to have some glue I made from an old mare of mine that died. Glue down the furniture. For his drab straight jacket you can perk it up with some pearl buttons, I just happen to have a few I made from fresh water pearls that I harvested in my back yard. Use satin ribbon for the arm wrap around and be sure to tie it securely around the back. Finish it off with a beautiful bow.

King Solomon style:
It is better to stay outside on the roof of your house than to live inside with a nagging wife. Proverbs 21:9 CEV

My style:
It is easier to set up a sturdy ladder to the corner of the roof than to expect to be sane during peri-menopause......................